Test Drive Meme

[omegamods]

Thinking of joining The Omegafriends, but want to get a feel for things first? Need some threads for your application sample? You’ve come to the right place! Reply with your character down below, with at least one of the provided prompts to get things going. Then, go around to other people and tag them! Have threads! Have fun!

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Prompts

1. Venture City in Peril! Dr. Devious’s army of Deviobots are ransacking the city! It’s up to you, the Omegafriends, to save the day - but you’ll need to work together to repel this sinister threat.

2. A Hero is Born! What started as an ordinary day was thrown into chaos as your newfound superpowers began to suddenly awaken! What perilous problems and zany antics will this bring about? Stay tuned to find out!

3. Super Mystery Team-up! Lady Blue is planning to steal Venture Park, and it’s up to you to track her down! It’ll take two buddy cops Omegafriends from different backgrounds working together to follow the trail of clues - can you put up with each other long enough to figure out her villainous plan?

4. Welcome to the Omegabase! The super-secret underground Omegabase has it all - training centers, VR simulators, free snack machines, but most important is a whole lot of Supers! Take a minute to kick back and get to know your fellow heroes.

5. The Mighty Showdown! In the life of a Super, good and evil are always clashing in battle. Today, you’ve come face to face with one of the many supervillains threatening the future of Venture City! Who will rise and who will fall? Next issue: The shocking answer!

6. Wild Card! Got an idea for a thread or prompt that isn’t one of those? Make up your own! We won’t stop you.

Comments

Re: Hamburglar | McDonald's

[number1_kerbal]

"HEY! That's my lunch!"

Jebediah Kerman, thwarted in his attempt to eat a bacon-cheesburger that would have taken him off the flight-list for a month, is quite irate. Irate enough to pull his trusty space-laser from it's holster and point it at the Hamburglar.

[robblerobble]

Sorry, Jebediah, The Hamburglar can't hear you over the sound of how delicious this bacon-cheeseburger is. But here, have some fries...FRY GUYS, that is!

The tiny minions launch themselves forward on their roller-skates, bodily tackling the angry astronaut.

[number1_kerbal]

As it turns out, the Fry-guys aren't going to slow down Jeb much by running into him at knee-height when he's charging forward to tackle the Hamburglar.

Well, actually, they are going to slow him down because he goes sprawling onto the floor, misfiring his laser pistol into the ceiling where it hits a light fixture and illuminates the entire restaurant like a disco strobe for a fraction of a second.

[robblerobble]

"Robble robble!"

Oh hey, mood lighting! MOOD LIGHTING FOR HIS CHEESEBURGER FEAST.

...oh, hold on a second, there's a ping on the Cheeseburgerdar. Please excuse the Hamburglar, he's just dashing into the kitchen at the speed of hunger to snatch up the freshly-cooked cheeseburger that burger flipper just assembled.

The Fry Guys, meanwhile, are doing their best to struggle out from underneath Jebediah so they can eat his french fries.

[number1_kerbal]

"Get OUTA HERE you little twerps!" Jeb angrily kicks at the Fry guys, and then shoves his fries into his mouth so they can't have any. He's just here for a Nasty Burger, for cripes sake...

Wait a a second, did the Hamburglar drop his sack of hamburgers when he ran into the kitchen? Because Jeb thinks he did.

[robblerobble]

Well, yeah, he's not very good at things like foresight and planning, of course he's gonna drop his big ol' sack of stolen burgers as he runs to steal more burgers.

Meanwhile, the Fry Guys AGGRESSIVELY LEAP AT JEBEDIAH'S FACE. HIS DUMB, FRY-EATING FACE.

[number1_kerbal]

Well hey, Fry Guys. Nice to see you again. What is that stuff you're covered in made of? Probably starch or something, with all those potatoes you covet. Light and fluffy looking starch forms too. Why, it's almost like you could...

Set them on fire by shooting them with a laser and set off the sprinklers? IDK, I mean, I'm just brainstorming what might happen even with the laser set to stun.

[robblerobble]

Well yes, they are on fire, but they're french fries. Fire is not new to them. While the smaller of the two Fry Guys falls down and starts rollerskating in panicked circles, the larger (and older) Fry Guy grimly hangs on, locking its legs around Jebediah's torso as it tries to snatch the fries from his mouth.

Unless he's already eaten them, in which case it'll just drop back to the floor and stomp on his foot.

[number1_kerbal]

Jebediah furriously munches fries-and then, because he has the Bad@55 flag enabled, he headbutts the Fry Guy right between the eyes, while simultaneously reaching for that big sack of stolen burgers.

[robblerobble]

"ROBBLE ROBBLE!"

NOBODY STEALS HAMBURGERS FROM THE HAMBURGLAR.

Just to prove it, he is now throwing the frying machine directly at Jebediah.

[number1_kerbal]

"Jeez!"

HOT OIL! HOT OIL! Dodge the hot oil!

"Are you trying to kill me or something?"

[robblerobble]

"CHEESEBURGER!"

The still on fire Fry Guys huddle up to the Hamburglar's legs, and with a flourish of his cape they vanish, only to be replaced with a completely different pair, a small portion of their fry-like bodies sectioned off, almost like twin pigtails.

The Fry Girls have arrived.