Test Drive Meme

[omegamods]

Thinking of joining The Omegafriends, but want to get a feel for things first? Need some threads for your application sample? You’ve come to the right place! Reply with your character down below, with at least one of the provided prompts to get things going. Then, go around to other people and tag them! Have threads! Have fun!

If you’re not sure what this game is about, look here or here! If you want to lay down a reserve, go here! For anything else, look here!

Prompts

1. Venture City in Peril! Dr. Devious’s army of Deviobots are ransacking the city! It’s up to you, the Omegafriends, to save the day - but you’ll need to work together to repel this sinister threat.

2. A Hero is Born! What started as an ordinary day was thrown into chaos as your newfound superpowers began to suddenly awaken! What perilous problems and zany antics will this bring about? Stay tuned to find out!

3. Super Mystery Team-up! Lady Blue is planning to steal Venture Park, and it’s up to you to track her down! It’ll take two buddy cops Omegafriends from different backgrounds working together to follow the trail of clues - can you put up with each other long enough to figure out her villainous plan?

4. Welcome to the Omegabase! The super-secret underground Omegabase has it all - training centers, VR simulators, free snack machines, but most important is a whole lot of Supers! Take a minute to kick back and get to know your fellow heroes.

5. The Mighty Showdown! In the life of a Super, good and evil are always clashing in battle. Today, you’ve come face to face with one of the many supervillains threatening the future of Venture City! Who will rise and who will fall? Next issue: The shocking answer!

6. Wild Card! Got an idea for a thread or prompt that isn’t one of those? Make up your own! We won’t stop you.

Comments

[ivegotthemasterplan]

Oh, don't be like that, Mr. Jack. We're both old friends, aren't we?

[and Ivo says that completely unironically, and yet somehow, his expression doesn't lack self-awareness]

[andhookers]

It was business, nothing more.

[Black Jack's tone is completely disinterested, but he is well aware of Ivo's body language.]

So please get to the point, Ivo. What do you want now?

[ivegotthemasterplan]

It's quite simple, really. I know I'm already the picture of health...

[as he says that, the waiter sets down a rather rich-looking omelet, stuffed with cheese, bacon, all manner of other things, and likely large amounts of cholesterol in front of Ivo]

... But I've a responsibility to my company, you see. [he starts digging in immediately, managing to hold on to his table manners despite appearances] And thus, I need the best doctor I know to ensure I'm around and ticking for as long as absolutely possible...!

[with a hearty laugh, he reaches forward to clap Black Jack on the back]

See where I'm going with this?!

[andhookers]

[Black Jack is quiet, even as the meal is brought out. His own choice is actually the most simple thing on the menu, and he's drinking water.

Pardon the slight snort he makes at Ivo's statement of being in perfect health.

And he was taking a drink of water when Ivo slaps him on the back, it's only through luck (possibly) that he doesn't end up spilling it. Or choking on it.]

Then why are you asking me?

[Well, now he's being a huge shit. He knows what the older man is getting at.]

[ivegotthemasterplan]

[Robotnik sits there, looking confused... before bursting out into laughter]

Ha ha, very funny! But you shouldn't sell yourself short, you know!

[andhookers]

Hm.

[Yes well, this is something. Black Jack already knows his answer, it's the same answer he has given quite a few people who have asked him for the same thing.]

Well, I do know what you're getting at, Ivo. So please, just speak plainly.

[ivegotthemasterplan]

[Eggman takes a large bite of the omelet before setting his fork back down]

Of course, of course. How about it, Black Jack? Why not come to work for me as my private physician? I know you could use the money.

[andhookers]

[Black Jack just remains quiet at the offer, calmly eating his own meal for a few moments. It may just seem like he's ignoring Robotnik but he's not.

At least not on purpose.]

... No.

1/2

[ivegotthemasterplan]

[Robotnik sits there like a deer in headlights for several moments. No? He'd said no? That couldn't be right...]

2/2

[ivegotthemasterplan]

No... what the heck do you mean no?!

[he stands up, slamming his hands against the table]

Do you have any idea what you're saying?! No one tells me no, Black Jack!

[andhookers]

[Oh hey, if he hadn't been picking up his drink that table slam may have just knocked it over.]

And yet here I am. Saying no.

[Calmly sips his water before continuing.]

You're asking this of an unlicensed doctor, Ivo, what kind of answer did you expect?

[ivegotthemasterplan]

Do you think I care?! Getting you the accreditation is just a matter of greasing a few palms!

[yes, he did just say that out loud. and yet the people eating here don't react whatsoever]

What's wrong with you?! Taking the so-called high ground again?!

[andhookers]

Nothing is wrong with me.

[And now he's standing up, not letting his gaze leave Robotnik's face.]

That and I can do much more, for much better pay, without my license. Now if you'll excuse me.

[Oh look, he's going to leave.]

[ivegotthemasterplan]

[Ivo growled as he watched the doctor leave]

You... you...! I won't let you leave! Not before I can have you thrown out!

[and that's when two robotic bouncers seize Black Jack by the arms, physically foist him up by them... and promptly throw him out into the alley outside]

[andhookers]

[Oh well.

This is a first. Not that Black Jack makes a fuss at being grabbed, but he does have a "Really? REALLY?" expression on his face, at least until he's thrown out.

And he's going to sort of stay slumped against the wall he was tossed out at for a moment before sighing, dusting himself off, and leaving.]