Test Drive Meme

[omegamods]

Thinking of joining The Omegafriends, but want to get a feel for things first? Need some threads for your application sample? You’ve come to the right place! Reply with your character down below, with at least one of the provided prompts to get things going. Then, go around to other people and tag them! Have threads! Have fun!

If you’re not sure what this game is about, look here or here! If you want to lay down a reserve, go here! For anything else, look here!

Prompts

1. Venture City in Peril! Dr. Devious’s army of Deviobots are ransacking the city! It’s up to you, the Omegafriends, to save the day - but you’ll need to work together to repel this sinister threat.

2. A Hero is Born! What started as an ordinary day was thrown into chaos as your newfound superpowers began to suddenly awaken! What perilous problems and zany antics will this bring about? Stay tuned to find out!

3. Super Mystery Team-up! Lady Blue is planning to steal Venture Park, and it’s up to you to track her down! It’ll take two buddy cops Omegafriends from different backgrounds working together to follow the trail of clues - can you put up with each other long enough to figure out her villainous plan?

4. Welcome to the Omegabase! The super-secret underground Omegabase has it all - training centers, VR simulators, free snack machines, but most important is a whole lot of Supers! Take a minute to kick back and get to know your fellow heroes.

5. The Mighty Showdown! In the life of a Super, good and evil are always clashing in battle. Today, you’ve come face to face with one of the many supervillains threatening the future of Venture City! Who will rise and who will fall? Next issue: The shocking answer!

6. Wild Card! Got an idea for a thread or prompt that isn’t one of those? Make up your own! We won’t stop you.

Comments

[terrorwhatflaps]

[Drake had just thought he'd pop out for lunch, get a quick slice to go and some fresh air before he went back to working in the bank's back office. it really wasn't a bad plan as weekday plans went, and he was pretty content as he made his way out to the balcony, slurping his soda. he was so satisfied, in fact, that he was off in his own little world, leaving both slices of piping hot pepperoni with extra cheese open for swiping. or the soda, even.]

The Chairman | Iron Chef (Japan/America)

[chairmanoffood]

6: Theft of the Golden Saffrons!

Saffron, the most expensive ingredient in the world! The Venture City bank vault holds a special treasure. The Rarest of all Saffron stems, the GOLDEN Saffron! The Chairman couldn't let this ingredient merely be traded between collectors. He had to have this ingredient to be his SECRET INGREDIENT in the future! His Ultimate Iron Chef competition would not be denied! Never! Never!

He had distracted the guards with the perfect donuts, either bribing them or distracting them with the donuts. Then he was in the safety deposit vaults. But given he had no skill of lock picking, he started using a tenderizer mallet to smash his way in. This triggered the alarm! Oh no, the heroes might come to stop the Chairman's glorious plots!

Re: Hamburglar | McDonald's

[chairmanoffood]

"STOP!" The chairman walks into the room, taking the sack easily from the Fry Guys before tossing them over back to the Hamburglar now. "You do not want these pathetic samplings of hamburger greatness! No! You want to accept my challenge and attempt to create the perfect, ideal hamburger! The gods of CUISINE COMPEL YOU!"

[hotter_thanthe_sun]

Well, I won't knock it for being cheap...

[she sighs now] How about... we find a street vendor and get a hot dog? I can afford that much at least...

[hotter_thanthe_sun]

Yang did sail over her. In fact, she went flying all the way across the street, to the side of another building. Except, rather than slam into it, she twisted in mid-air, aimed behind her, and performed the exact same move as before, albeit with a burst of force that cracked said building's wall.

She came hurtling at Evangeline again, this time ejecting another shell and preparing a flaming punch.

>.>

[goonshocker]

There is a loud 'YEEEEEEE!' and three people in skeleton uniforms come skidding around the corner and then stops to watch. They look at each other and the two shorter ones nudge the bigger one into the front.

"YeeeE?"

Re: >.>

[chairmanoffood]

The Chairman tosses back his cape and pulls out a kitchen knife. "Now, who are you? You hardly appear to be prepared for the greatest of culinary challenges. Though if memory serves me, you seem unprepared for the challenge of speaking!"

[goonshocker]

Talking? What would the common troopers that were like living bombs and cannon fodder and just plain old guys that are there to get kicked by everyone need for talking? The confusion was evident as the three looked at each other and then the two prodded the guy in the lead forward a little more. He waves them off, makes a face at the knife - though there's not much to be seen of that face - and leaps forward.

Hey, he figures since he wasn't a leader - no Dai-Shocker badge see - then he was someone to get beaten up by.

[chairmanoffood]

The Chairman stuck his knife out to distract the goon before tossing a bell pepper at the face of the goon that was charging at him now. "No one will stop me from acquiring the GOLDEN SAFFRON! It is required for the SECRET INGREDIENT!" He leaps back and tosses Jalapeños at the faces of all three now! They were soft enough to explode on content and deploy their spicy surprise!

[goonshocker]

Wait, what was this? The three all cry out 'YEEE!' and flail the jerky flailing of their people, including rubbing their eyes and bouncing around.

[chairmanoffood]

"Haha! Victory!" Takeshi Kaga turned his attention to the lockbox, using his knife and a sharpening tool for the knife to start trying to pick the lock now. Since the hammer earlier had been very ineffective, if memory serves me correct.

[goonshocker]

Nope, only a temporary setback! One of the nice things about being a goon was that they were always springing back from death just to yell 'YEEE!' and charge into things. This time, the one just charged into the door!

[chairmanoffood]

He stopped before looking over at man who crashed into the door. "Clearly unprepared for culinary challenges!" He stated before going back to lockpicking. It miraculously clicked. "Perfect score!" He opened the safety box and pulled free the small case of golden saffron stems. He pocketed them before smiling to them. "Gentlemen. Your attendance has been lovely, but I must be off!" He starts out of the door and out now. If they hadn't recovered yet.

[goonshocker]

Wait. The three pause. They look at each other. The leader takes out a small device and brings up their orders. The squid person thing in the tiny feed yells at them for length and they shuffle their feet and try not to look at anything. After a good ten minutes, they figure out they were suppose to be at the second branch of the bank, not the first and thus they go YEEE forlornly and slink out the back door.

[rose_liberated]

"You there! That is my legendary spice! Only my meals are luxurious enough to deserve it."

It seems that the owner of the Saffron has appeared-and she plans to serve it at a special dinner.

[chairmanoffood]

"If memory serves me right, my Iron Chefs are the best chefs in the world. Only competition can reveal the true power of the Saffron through culinary challenge! Your chef and one of my Iron chefs compete and we will judge who uses the Golden Saffron Better! Do you accept my challenge? Whoever loses will pay for the ingredient!"

One must remember that the chairman was quite wealthy as well.

[rose_liberated]

"Actually, I thought I would shoot you and keep it myself." Ah, a woman who knows that the way to a man's heart is with a derringer, carefully aimed so as not to hit a rib and be stopped. Though perhaps the Chairman's bling could also deflect that tiny bullet.

[chairmanoffood]

He had more bling and food in his coat than a normal man could count. In fact a coat of bling! Would stop the bullet while she got a face full of Jalapeño in response. Soft, squishy, exploding Jalapeño in fact.

"It will take more than bullets to stop the Chairman! If memory serves me right, I will need my nephew's help." Suddenly the American Chairman appears, taking a flying kick over at Rozalin.

[high_on_daylight]

Evangeline figured Yang would jump back. She did not, however, expect the girl to launch back so fast.

"Hrm. Actually metahuman, or just well-trained, I wonder?", she observed aloud while quickly tossing up a small barrier to reduce the force of Yang's punch - though some of the flames slipped right around it and into her, as her fist moved in a quick strike aimed at Yang's solar plexus.

[lonesomedestruction]

[The pizza, even though it's different is swiped as 626 zooms by on his jetpack. The soda he aims for with his blaster and tries to hit it in such a way that the drink will explode all over the dumb duck that came out into his playground.]

6B!

[magistermentium]

[A few minutes after making the post, a ping from his email should alert Ned he's recieved a new Rumblr message. It's from someone anonymous, and reads...]

I'm glad you're not a robot too! If you were, you'd only dream about electric sheep, and I'd be way less interested! △

[rose_liberated]

"Agh!" The demoness paushed to claw at her eyes-but ducked under that flying kick and swept up to squint at Kaga with one teary eye. "You cheat! I should punish you for that!"

Well, she might not have luck with the popgun. So with her other hand she draws her spare pistol-the far more serious one, Noble Rose. A gun forged in hell itself.

6A

[steamboatkilly]

[It's too bad the Omegafriends sent literally the worst person for the job. Peacock's the least safety-oriented hero you're likely to find, and there's about a million other things she could be doing right now than dealing with a bunch of curious little brats. Is this some kinda punishment? It has to be. She slipped up too many times and now she's here instead of out there on the streets, cracking heads.

Whatever. At least the whole spiel goes by quicker than she thought it would. They had her reading from a script the whole time, but it's not like anybody seems to mind.]

Alright, looks like we got a few more minutes on the clock, so any one'a you's got a question, now's the time.

[She sweeps the room a few times with her eyes, just barely glancing over Ned every time. Which is hard, because he's the only one in the classroom with their hand up. Finally, she takes notice and jabs a gloved finger in his direction.]

Yeah, you there, four-eyes.

Re: 6B!

[oneirological]

[The sudden message actually makes Ned jump a bit, before he checks it and stares at the screen in confusion for a moment. Someone messaged him about the post he JUST made? That's... kinda weird. So is the message itself, for that matter.

He cautiously types up a reply.]

Interested in what? My dreams? They're not that great.

Do robots really even dream at all? They're kind of like computers, so wouldn't they just turn off?

[magistermentium]

[A minute or two later, Ned receives another anonymous response.]

Don't sell yourself short there, kiddo! Your dreams are A LOT more interesting than you realize!

That was a joke, but good question! Computers are basically built to do what our brains already can - recall information, process data, that kind of thing! The difference is computers are orderly and operate on command. The mind is FAR more difficult to control! △

[The triangle at the end seems to be an indicator it's the same person. Whoever it is, hopefully Ned doesn't mind them apparently waxing philosophic.]