omegafools | Test Drive Meme

Thinking of joining The Omegafriends, but want to get a feel for things first? Need some threads for your application sample? You’ve come to the right place! Reply with your character down below, with at least one of the provided prompts to get things going. Then, go around to other people and tag them! Have threads! Have fun!

If you’re not sure what this game is about, look here or here! If you want to lay down a reserve, go here! For anything else, look here!

Prompts

1. Venture City in Peril! Dr. Devious’s army of Deviobots are ransacking the city! It’s up to you, the Omegafriends, to save the day - but you’ll need to work together to repel this sinister threat.

2. A Hero is Born! What started as an ordinary day was thrown into chaos as your newfound superpowers began to suddenly awaken! What perilous problems and zany antics will this bring about? Stay tuned to find out!

3. Super Mystery Team-up! Lady Blue is planning to steal Venture Park, and it’s up to you to track her down! It’ll take two ~~buddy cops~~ Omegafriends from different backgrounds working together to follow the trail of clues - can you put up with each other long enough to figure out her villainous plan?

4. Welcome to the Omegabase! The super-secret underground Omegabase has it all - training centers, VR simulators, free snack machines, but most important is a whole lot of Supers! Take a minute to kick back and get to know your fellow heroes.

5. The Mighty Showdown! In the life of a Super, good and evil are always clashing in battle. Today, you’ve come face to face with one of the many supervillains threatening the future of Venture City! Who will rise and who will fall? Next issue: The shocking answer!

6. Wild Card! Got an idea for a thread or prompt that isn’t one of those? Make up your own! We won’t stop you.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

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[Croach wouldn't use the word "awaken" for how his powers came about. No, Croach had always been gifted with a great tracking ability. What Croach didn't have was a tolerance for oxygen. Which is why the Martian, after arriving on the planet after tumbling through a time warp, was collapsing into a fit of coughs on the sidewalk.

Bagropa, had he been infected with a case of SmallOx?! That would be the 2nd worst thing that had ever happened to him. It might even get bumped up to 1st if he managed to die. Hopefully someone will come help him?]

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[Aha, tracking Lady Blue! Something he, as the designated tracker, can do! It's much more honorable for him to track than to fight giant robots.

He takes a moment to filter out all the unnecessary senses before focusing on the trail of this Lady Blue. Don't mind him, just getting all silent and weird.]

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[What a... quaint set-up. G'loot Praktaw may not have been the forefront of technological advancement, but the set-up here was significantly less developed than what he had seen from other aliens. For one thing, the VR goggles were in dire need of an upgrade.

But the most important device was this "snack food machine". It appeared to carry a variety of Earth food and drink. This was all well and good except for one thing.

It contained nuts.

Despite his reluctance to go anywhere near the accused food, Croach knew he had to take a preventative step for his safety. He stands a small ways away from the machine, utilizing 5 of his sight-based senses to observe any and all who grab a snack. You best not be grabbing any nuts, because he is all too willing to give you an earful for carrying that poison around.

Unless it's peanuts. Then you're free to do whatever.]

[Almond Joy mmm yes good. Nothing can get in the way of Parley's delicious mid-afternoon snack.]

[Almonds.

Almonds.

Oh, this will not stand.

Croach decides to open the conversation by utilizing the human custom of "clearing his throat" to grab the attention of the hero. His speech cluster isn't exactly used to the sensation and it comes off as a high-pitched squeak.]

I wish to know the exact parameters of your awareness of the danger you currently possess.

[She pauses. There's a blue man with dire warnings about her candy bar. This will have to be handled carefully.]

It's a candy bar. It's not going to try and conquer the world. That'd be a bit much even for this town!

[HMPH. If he possessed enough emotions to experience the sensation, he would fine that to be completely disrespectful how dare you.]

You have completely ignored the possibility someone may be deathly allergic to the food you are currently digesting.

[Parley is not good at handling things delicately.]

Is that really a problem? I wasn't planning to share.

[Croach crosses his arms grumpily. If he could experience grumpiness.]

Well, I was not planning on possessing 28 senses, many of which smell the food on your breath. It seems neither of us are getting the things we desire.

Will you seriously swell up and die if someone eats almonds and then breathes on you?

Yes.

[Fact: Martians can not lie.

They can, however, bend the truth.]

...Really?

[Well now she feels like a jerk.]

Yes.

...depending on extenuating circumstances other than said almonds on your breath.

You're tryin' to pull something over on me. What was that sneaky bit at the end?

I did not attempt anything "sneaky". I am Croach the Tracker, not Junak the Sneaky.

I merely noted the possibility that breathing on me with your almond infected breath would kill me...

if you had forced almonds down my thorax moments prior.

Why would I waste a perfectly good candy bar doing that?

I cannot claim to understand your human culture and what you might do to my thorax.

Well I'm NOT gonna do that. I'm gonna eat it.

I will make an effort not to breath on you afterwards.

[She's peeling the wrapper now. While making eye contact.]

[He is judging you so much right now. Just standing there, arms crossed, giving you a look of pure disappointment.

Because its all about him and his nut allergy.]

[Now she's eating it. Very deliberately and openly. Eating it in a clear message. It says that when Parley eats a candy bar, it stays eaten.]

Delicious almonds.

You are the single most rude entity I have encountered.

But you hafta admit I didn't shove anything down your thorax.

I tenuously admit this is true.

Test Drive Meme

Croach the Tracker | The Thrilling Adventure Hour

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