[ Charging right at him totally would be a good plan if he was one of those effeminate stick-thin over-angsty villains from those fancy-pants Japanese RPGs- except this is Bowser, who could (in his admittedly biased opinion) probably bench-press a few dozen Black Rock Shooters at a time. ]
[ The Koopa King doesn't just brace himself; he lunges forward to meet her head-on. He's battered around the shoulders by the cannon, and it hurts a LOT more than he expected- but his momentum and sheer bulk allow him to keep hurtling forward, and now HE'S in range. ]
Nice cannon! But it'll look even better-
[ Bowser lashes out with both his fists, intending to slam Shooter right between them. ]
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[ The Koopa King doesn't just brace himself; he lunges forward to meet her head-on. He's battered around the shoulders by the cannon, and it hurts a LOT more than he expected- but his momentum and sheer bulk allow him to keep hurtling forward, and now HE'S in range. ]
Nice cannon! But it'll look even better-
[ Bowser lashes out with both his fists, intending to slam Shooter right between them. ]
- in MY arsenal!!