[It takes him something like seven seconds of continued staring at his hot dog to actually look up at Joji. And then he smiles briefly before looking right back at it, though he does bring his fingers to his lips to lick the condiments off of them absently.]

To accuse me of both would not be inaccurate. I am both fascinated by hot dogs and thus find it fascinating to continue to research them, but I do tend to describe things I look at. All things are terribly interesting if I have not already done a lookup on them.