Oh, something about that puffed up stance ground his gears. Just... the arrogance of it, the showmanship... and on top of whatever disagreement they had before. One that slipped his mind, really... probably something was taken the wrong way and it escalated. He had done his best to put it out of his mind.

Still, he let her spoke, and was kind of shocked that she'd offer him such a high amount of money, just to keep quiet about this. As tempting as a thirty dollar tip was, he still felt... wrong, in accepting it. Besides, he had his own secrets to protect, so he kinda knew how it felt.

"You know, if you're really not comfortable with me divulging that you ordered pizza, I won't tell anyone. You don't actually need to bribe me to do it. That's not my style."

As honest as could be. It might be perplexing for someone to turn down something so generous, but he's still a man of principle, and if it was a bribe rather than a tip, it just didn't feel right.

"Advice? You've never eaten a pizza before?" His question wasn't condescending, surprisingly, though it easily could have been. He's more surprised at this than anything. ...Still, again, he just wouldn't feel right to tell her to figure it out herself. "All right, I can help you out. What do you want to know about it?"