Dante actually didn't say anything for a moment. Because geeze. That potential name was so incredibly stupid that it actually left him speechless for a moment or so. "Okay. I'd say that you lucked out with getting named Cloud."

Though at least he could get behind the whole wager. It'd make things more fun, to start with. "How about dinner? I'd offer a couple of rounds of drinks, but apparently the whole 'superhero' thing involves actually being a good role model for kids. And, you know, not going to bars."

Probably would've been solvable if Dante actually did the whole superhero getup thing, but oh well. Too late to change his style now.