Dante ([personal profile] triggeredrebellion) wrote in [community profile] omegafools 2014-06-17 03:11 pm (UTC)

Dante - Devil May Cry

1. Oh. Look. Another Deviobot attack. Seriously, could anything really get any more boring as far as attacks were concerned. Deviobots were just so... normal.

Which is why, despite being a member of the Omegafriends, Dante was pretty much ignoring the whole thing. In fact, he was standing to the side, drinking a bottle of tomato juice (don't ask), and just generally watching the other heroes dealing with it. At least, until two of them come right over to him, equipped with blades that were very, very obviously aiming for his chest.

In the next second, Dante's behind the two Deviobots, his large sword grasped in one hand. The two Deviobots? Split in half and fell to the ground with rather loud exaggerated clangs.

And Dante's still drinking that juice, though at least he seems like he's actually going to head to join in the fight now.

4. "That's the obstacle course?" Dante asked, just taking a look at one of the 'higher difficulty' training courses. "Seriously? I know a couple of people whose pet cats could get through that thing without a scratch. I'm surprised you're able to do much in a real fight if this is one of your 'advanced' training tools."

He walks towards it, before shrugging and pulling the Rebellion off of his back. And stabbing it into the floor. No reason to leave it around where anyone could easily impale themselves on the pointy end, which he knows will happen if he just left it on a table or something.

"Alright. If I don't use my sword, my guns, or most of my powers, I bet this thing just might be able to serve as a pretty good warm-up. Why don't we see which one of us can handle this thing easier? Me using almost none of my abilities, or you using all of yours?"

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