[Why are all those clothes hanging on this pseudo-vine? So weird. It's too low-hanging for Amazon to just jump out there and swing on it without slamming facefirst into the ground, but maybe if he just darts out there and tries to tie one end of it to the uppermost branches of the tree instead of that normal safe pole...

Maybe this guy will leave soon so he can try that, yes, yes...or at least turn his back on the clothing. Amazon's fast. He could swing it.]